"We're just organic machines designed for one purpose."
Writer: Mike Tucker
Format: Audio
Released: August 2015
Series: Monthly Adventures 202
Featuring: Seventh Doctor, Mel
Synopsis
The Doctor and Mel land in what appears to be an orbiting warehouse, a delivery facility with a dangerously erratic computer.
Whilst Mel is helping with repairs, the Doctor begins to realise that not everything in the warehouse is as it seems. Why do no goods ever seem to leave the shelves? Why are the staff so obsessed with the stocktake? And who is the mysterious Supervisor?
On the planet below, the Doctor discovers that the computer might be the least of their problems – and that they should be more concerned with the spacestation's mould and vermin...
Verdict
The Warehouse was a decent story to continue my way through the Monthly Adventures! This was a fascinating little tale and I liked the satirical nature of the topic at hand whilst simultaneously being a very powerful story. The message was clear and establishing the difference of the modern world to Mel from her 1980s perspective was terrific. It is staggering to think how much technology has advanced and it really is so easy now to just stay at home. I’m incredible guilty of it as I’m always getting deliveries. If there’s anything small that I need, Amazon is usually there to get it to my doorstep the next day. I even get my weekly shop delivered! The Doctor’s humour regarding high streets just being full of coffee shops in the current day was amusing because if it’s not one of them it’s a barbers or hairdressers. The high street is simply dying and unfortunately I think that’s something we have to accept. The play on Amazon and online delivery was good and I think it’s actually a bit of shame in hindsight that I’m listening to this a decade after it was released. It felt like this had been done before for me in the form of Kerblam! which is wrong of me because this came three years earlier. It was difficult to shake that off though even with a much different set of TARDIS regulars. I quite liked how basic this was from the perspective of the Seventh Doctor and Mel as it’s good to explore the early era of this incarnation. He’s not quite so mischievous and conniving just yet and that relaxed feel was quite nice. Utilising Mel was done very well as well with her computer abilities, even in a world that’s much more advanced. I thought the play on her name was good fun and I knew that the E at the end of her name was going to come into play when the family of the E unit introduced their names. It was too much of a coincidence! The concept of clones for a warehouse delivery facility is pretty appalling in terms of its humanity but in business nothing would surprise me. I work in finance and I know how ruthless people can be in business. Efficiency and profit margins are all that matter so clones being programmed to simply perform their stock check and other duties. Having numerous characters as clones was clever in having efficiency for the use of actors too as the range spread across the F and G units. Lydek was a good character and I liked how she quickly developed into a villain of the piece. She had her privileges that’s for sure! I thought the Supervisor was very strong too and his journey over the course of the story was quite grotesque. There was a threat of mould throughout regardless and that was pretty gross in the first place as it tied in nicely with the fungal threat and history at the warehouse that saw it shut down. 350 years of stock checks was pretty extraordinary and Mel was astonished that the readout wasn’t wrong. It was dead accurate. The Supervisor revealing his true nature with literally having mould for skin was horrific and I was actually quite glad that this was an audio format! I don’t like mould so to see someone or something with it as skin didn’t sit right with me. That meant it was good as a Doctor Who reveal though for the enemy! It also allowed a good resolution in heating things up and dehumidifying the air to wipe out the mould of the Supervisor and ironically send him packing. Pushing the returns of the warehouse also sent that into technical breakdown which was quite fitting. Overall, a very decent story!
Rating: 7/10

















