"I remember how they adored her."
Writer: Karissa Hamilton-Bannis
Format: Audio
Released: September 2026
Series: Thirteenth Doctor Adventures 1.08
Featuring: Thirteenth Doctor, Yaz
Synopsis
The Doctor and Yaz are sent on a mission of mercy – but who or what are they supposed to be rescuing?
On board a hijacked space train, the stakes get higher as the fate of the Maelin system hangs in the balance. As the Rebel factions and Sentinel guards join battle, time is running out. Will the Doctor discover the secret of the Maelin Anomaly?
Verdict
The Greatest Train Robbery was a decent episode to continue my way through the Thirteenth Doctor Adventures! We're two-thirds of the way through which feels quite crazy but I'm loving the continued expansion of the Thirteenth Doctor and Yaz's travels together. It feels strange that we barely got this on screen as they're just so natural together. Thasmin forever! I do love the pairing and it really is wonderful to have two female leads. I thought this one started off pretty fun with the Doctor and Yaz answering a call from the Tourist to help. I must admit I was a little put off by that as I figured that this story arc was finished in Aegis, but given the hint of what's to come in two months time as well it appears talk of a mid-season finale were premature! The story arc is going to run right through and I'm more than happy to give that a chance. I like that the pair were on the hunt for a woman and that seemed to connect more with them which makes sense. The comedy that came from the Doctor pouncing on the chance to get on an open door to a train going who knows where was fantastic. I thought that was strong characterisation for this incarnation and Whittaker plays it perfectly. I absolutely adore her. I liked the idea of them stowing away on a cargo train because their presence then was instantly more questionable. They dealt with that in a humorous way though as I'm not convinced Yaz claiming they were mystery shoppers was a valid reason to be on board! Especially in the carriage where live people shouldn't be. The fact they had to differentiate between live people was intriguing too and showed that things were going to get a little dodgy at the least. I thought the Maelin system was a decent setting for the train to be travelling within and it had a pretty disturbing history that we slowly learned as the episode rolled on. That was focused on the Maelin Anomaly which was a unique and emotional thing, if I can refer to it as that because it was actually a little girl. The concept behind the Anomaly was interesting in that despite her being a little girl, she wasn't the first Anomaly and therefore retained the memories and experiences of all of those that came before her. That was fascinating stuff and I found it difficult trying to wrap my head around the idea of remembering things you didn't do! It's like trying to comprehend infinity. I thought the action between the opposing sides of Rebel and Sentinels was decent but I must admit I found myself drifting out of the story towards the final third which is a shame. It started well and had a lot of promise, but I think something was lost when it came to really highlighting why I should care as the listener. That sounds harsh and I want to reiterate that this was a good episode as my rating shows, but I thought it was going to be better for the most part as I was listening! I'm not sure it really lived up to the title, although I did love the image of the Thirteenth Doctor on top of the train and catching the rogue signal where she overheard the true intentions. The selfishness of the many was evident in this story with the Maelin Anomaly being desired for power. Boz was a nice character throughout and the faking being pregnant was quite something! The audacity! Overall, a good episode to continue the series but I was hoping for perhaps a little before after forty minutes or so.
Rating: 7/10



















