"You should have seen me in my prime."
Writer: Paul Magrs
Format: Audio
Released: August 2021
Series: Beyond the Doctor 02
Featuring: Bessie
Synopsis
It's been many years since a certain yellow Edwardian roadster was a key member of personnel at UNIT. As the Doctor's personal transport, Bessie was on the spot for many of his Earthbound adventures. Those were the glory days, when Bessie stood side by side with the Doctor, the Brigadier, Captain Yates, and a parade of plucky young assistants.
Yet Bessie's remarkable life began decades earlier, at the dawn of a new century, and it has continued beyond the UNIT years. Indomitably she lives to tell the tale, and is only too keen to do so. Thankfully her new owner, kind Mr Foreman, has time enough to listen to her story.
But a serpent lurks in the shadows of the scrapyard. Someone else would like to acquire Bessie – seemingly at any price. After all, she holds a great deal of information about the Doctor...
Verdict
Bessie Come Home was a fascinating audio adventure! I have known about this release for quite some time and even after listening I still can’t quite believe that it exists. It’s utterly ludicrous and yet it somehow works. A sentient car? I mean if there was going to be one then the only answer was Bessie. She’s such a stalwart of the Third Doctor era but I couldn’t ever imagine having what is essentially a Companion Chroncile for her! It could only come from the mind of Paul Magrs. It’s a good deal of fun and I think that’s the perfect word to describe the adventure. I thought having Bessie now decommissioned and basically hidden and started anew as far as official records go was a little sad but I love the idea of her finding a new home with Mr Foreman. Him being the apparent grandson of the same I.M. Foreman who owned 76 Totter’s Yard was terrific and that somehow felt right. It was nice to mention how that once held all sorts of oddities including a humming police box. Bessie had clearly fostered a nice relationship with Mr Foreman and that was really good to explore. She was clear though in who her favourite owner was. Could it be anyone else other than the Doctor? I thought it was really intriguing to touch upon the car’s past and I particularly had a huge smile when that daffodil yellow coated paint was mentioned. That felt like a big moment and just defined the character. That yellow really is iconic. I’m still not entirely sure how Bessie was able to communicate but I think it’s better to keep that ambiguous. The idea of the car injecting thoughts so basically communicating telepathically seemed the only viable option considering she was a car! Bessie telling stories of her life with the Doctor and at UNIT was great and it basically went all I, TARDIS in the way she recalled nearly every televised story in which she featured! Touching upon the likes of Doctor Who and the Silurians to Terror of the Autons and then to Robot and Battlefield was really nice. A change of Doctor was obviously going to impact their relationship but I think she was more irked by Invasion of the Dinosaurs and the emergence of the Whomobile! Vehicular conflict anyone? It felt very real. It was really nice I thought when discussing her encounter with the Seventh Doctor that she was also delighted to be reunited with the Brigadier too. He has a soft spot in just about everyone’s heart and that really is lovely to acknowledge. I quite enjoyed the humour that came from her not having too fond memories of The Android Invasion too. She wasn’t all that well used! I thought the threat of Mr Hamer was intriguing and him wanting to pay up to £2.5m for Bessie because of her information on the Doctor was fascinating. Clearly there’s an overall arc going on here with the prospect of him capturing other companions for information, but what could a car really tell him? I liked how Foreman overheard the true plan though and wouldn’t part with the car. How could he? She was in her prime and she quite liked this owner. Bessie knew the dangers of she was transferred again here. Overall, a really interesting and quite barmy episode to go Beyond the Doctor. There really isn’t anything they won’t do!
Rating: 8/10


















