"I regret to inform you she will soon be dead."
Writer: Alan Ronald
Format: Audio
Released: March 2025
Series: Paternoster Gang 2.10
Featuring: Vastra, Jenny, Strax
Synopsis
The Gang visit an old friend in a haunted mansion. Miss Faversham is suffering a mysterious malady, and her engagement to the curious Lord Briar convinces Vastra she can scent the enemy...
As Jenny helps supernatural investigator Harriet Cross catch a ghost, they discover something far more dangerous loose inside the walls of Briar Hall.
Verdict
I Married a Zygon was a strong start to the Last Stand conclusion of the Trespassers second series of Paternoster Gang adventures! After a magnificent cliffhanger at the end of the No Place Like Home box set last time out, this followed up very nicely and really stretched out the continuity of the series. The way things started was just incredible with Strax showcasing once again why he is one of my all time favourite characters. He is the shining light of this series in my opinion because he can inject the right amount of comedy at absolutely any time. It never feels out of place despite it being almost certainly ridiculous. The way he was recalling events when buying fish and chips in the form of a play was a glorious pre-titles sequence and I loved how he intended on using the Scottish form of payment by going at it with two fists. The English method of paying with money wasn’t something he was all that impressed with but it set the tone right away. This series is often fun and this episode was no different despite it dealing with some quite emotional issues. Vastra was deeply disturbed by the idea of Brottac knowing 13 Paternoster Row better than she does and that was fascinating to hear. She’s often the one member of the trio that’s calm and collected but here she was troubled. Almost desperate. I could understand her anger and it’s a fun little twist to consider that it might be the Paternoster Gang that are the trespassers. The concept of Zygons being in business is quite interesting though and with the revelation that it was actually Brottac all along who had wooed Miss Faversham in the guise of the Eighth Doctor, I’m really intrigued by their intent. I wouldn’t describe it as typical Zygon behaviour! I’m really interested though and it’s definitely got me wanting to listen to the next episode right away. I think the links back to Till Death Us Do Part were really strong and I suspect will come into play further with the Eighth Doctor once again set to return in this box set. I can’t wait for that! Jenny had a strong outing herself with the ghost hunting and I enjoyed her relationship with Harriet Cross. She was a terrific character and I had strong Hide vibes with their reaction to hearing a ghostly reply to the message. The idea of the ectoplasm being Zygon wasn’t much of a surprise but I really liked it and I do hope we get more of Strax taking them on. Sontarans vs Zygons just sounds wonderful for battle! You don’t need to tell Strax twice either. His comment about Earth if the Sontar High Command had declared war against it was hilarious. His loyalties firmly lay with his own species! And he was a handsome one from his clone batch. They all were. Just excellent. I thought Faversham was clearly toiling from ‘John Smith’ jilting her but her new love in the form of Lord Briar was clearly something more than just innocent love. Vastra’s game of bluff was also terrific as that brought back some strong personal school memories! I used to love that game. Her desperation to out Brottac was on full show and she had to be calmed by Jenny. They really are a strong match and I enjoyed how that made the maiden feel on par with the Great Detective. I like the idea of Brottac still being out there but being weak. The imagery of his half taking the form of the Doctor was excellent! It’s a shame that didn’t grace the artwork for the series, but it was still terrific. Overall, this was a really strong start to the concluding box set for the series! I can’t wait to hear where things go from here. Very solid stuff that’s left me wanting more.
Rating: 8/10